Put the seat down...I mean UP!

In the bathroom with Mattie and Ben:

Mattie: You have to put the seat up before you pee in there!
Ben: NOOOOOOOOOOO
Mattie: You can't pee if that thing is not up!
Ben: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS I CAN!
Mattie: I am not going to be your friend if you don't put that seat up!
Ben: YOU'RE NOT MY FRIEND MATTIE!


Who knew that a toilet seat could cause these problems at such a young age!!

(I bet the toilet isn't flushed!) :)