Thirty Something
Benjamin asked me last night how old I am. I replied that I am 32 years older than he is. He looked at me bewildered, like I didn't even come close to answering his question. "I'm 37" I said. "And then you'll be thirty-eight, and then 39. And then you'll be thirty-ten". Yep! That's right!! Thirty ten! I'll take that!